Darnass

Stupid, darn ass.

Sometimes spelled as Darness.

Similar to dumbess or dumbass.

Man A says something stupid.

Man B:"The answer is (2), you darnass!"

by Cutebabys Nelson Artine July 25, 2009

darnitall

a euphimism meaning "forget eveything or crap! usually used by philadelphians.

darnitall,I really screwed thst one up.

by crap,stink,my bad,uh oh,sonofa November 10, 2013

Danish Mudflaps

Pretty much the same thing as Turkish mudflaps, but neater and with better insurance

OMG she/he has Danish Mudflaps!

by Maggot211 May 11, 2015

danish priest

A man who is unable to get a girlfriend

Pippen is a danish priest

by HuaghHuaghHuagh October 1, 2015

Danish Blowjob

A blowjob consisting of mostly tongue action as opposed to the traditional suck and tug. It is not exclusively tongue, as it includes any variation of light biting and sucking. It is considered a form of "cock worship," as the person administering the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis and testicles of the recipient with much attention from the tongue.

My girlfriend decided to change things up on valentines day; she tied me to the bed and gave me a Danish Blowjob. It utterly blew my mind!

by DoodleBobbyJoe September 4, 2016

danish breath mint

When someone farts in your mouth

Melody just farted in Carolines mouth and said. "Did you like that danish breath mint?"

by Poopsmaker August 15, 2017

Daris

Daris literally means.God.
If he walks near you,you are going to faint because a Daris is handsome and royal and polite.If you have ever met a Daris before you are one of the lucky ones.

ex:
Daris walks by
Person 1:Omgggg
Person 2:....
Person 1:you ok?
Person 2:HELL YEAH DARIS JUST MADE MY DAY BY WALKING BY!!

Person 1 and 2:Daaaaaariss ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

True translation:Daris-God/Godass

by MilaDjami September 8, 2017