douche cruise ship

when someone has surpassed the level of douche canoe

wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.

by dingledick69 April 6, 2017

Bayonne cruise

A deviant sexual act involving a Hudson River water enema while receiving oral sex on NJ transit

Man after that wyldlife concert I hear Rocker Dave went on a grade A Bayonne cruise

by Coalition of riots June 11, 2017

chato cruise

Taking a drive and getting high

I just got in some new dro, let’s take a chato cruise and check it out!

by Blowinhellakill February 3, 2018

Moon Cruise

when you’re ripping down the highway and you set your car on cruise control, pull your pants down, and press your asscheeks against the window while driving

hey lil Johnny wanna go for a moon cruise?

by homerooom#bored October 19, 2018

Lanse cruise north middle school

This is a school that’s literally so sad. The 6th graders act like they own the place while the seventh and eighth graders vape in the bathrooms. Also half them smoke weed and get high.

Lanse cruise north middle school is sorta insane.

by Ava :) October 5, 2020

tom cruise control

when you lock into tom cruise control you are in the most focused yet chill mood ever you are unstoppable and insanely cool

"did you see Al Pacino in heat?"
"yeah I did he locked inn tom cruise control"

by grandpa k July 15, 2022

Loser on a cruiser

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser

Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser

by Helix5537 July 16, 2023