A crime scene vagina is the result of having sex with a girl having her period. The most severe crime scene vagina experiences will have the look and feel of an actual crime scene; bloody handprints on the wall, sheets, blood dripping from your penis, blood spattered all over your body.
I was hitting her from behind and I pulled out and my dick was dripping with blood.... man that was one serious crime scene vagina.
by fourfoursevens June 17, 2009
an older van with no or painted over windows preferably with one fender of a different color and a mattress in the back
look at that rolling crime scene by the schoolyard
by toddrocks January 05, 2008
A partner in crime is someone you trust more than anyone else in the world. This person may be an extremely good friend, a family member, or a romantic partner. This is someone who you would probably have many things in common with you and have the same intentions as you. Litteraly, it would be someone who you commit crimes with, but the term does not have to be used in such ways. This is someone who you trust and who trusts you, to an extremely far point. This person would die for you, and you would die for them.
by zpixiewingz February 18, 2022
when you have sex with a girl doggy style. Punch her in the back of the head to knock her out. Call some friends wreck her house and flip here car. You then tie the naked female to the underside of her car (which is now pointing up)
he gave her a Tahiti Crime Scene
by scarfaced1412 March 08, 2009
especially anus crime: an act of stupidity so tremendous that only a criminally minded asshole could perform it (alludes to L & O: SVU opening, “In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated…”
Mark committed another especially anus crime when he stole money from his girlfriend's purse right after sex.
by TooSick4U November 17, 2011
"Bro, where's the Rohypnol? I want to do a little popped collar crime."
"This is Duke; we won't go to jail for popped collar crime."
"This is Duke; we won't go to jail for popped collar crime."
by Mr.. C. March 04, 2008
{krahym uh-genst kaf-ee-in--i-tee}
noun
1. a crime or series of crimes that involves caffeinated-beverage drinkers that expose themselves to crappy coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, etc..., directed against individuals or large groups of people.
2. An undrinkable atrocity (coffee or tea related beverage that is too bitter, burnt, overly or insufficiently sweet, etc... ) that is directed especially against an individual or entire population or part of a population with crappy coffee grounds and without regard to individual guilt or responsibility even on such nasty coffee grounds.
noun
1. a crime or series of crimes that involves caffeinated-beverage drinkers that expose themselves to crappy coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, etc..., directed against individuals or large groups of people.
2. An undrinkable atrocity (coffee or tea related beverage that is too bitter, burnt, overly or insufficiently sweet, etc... ) that is directed especially against an individual or entire population or part of a population with crappy coffee grounds and without regard to individual guilt or responsibility even on such nasty coffee grounds.
Setting: End of blind date.
Bedford-Stuy Byron invites his date Flavia Flatbush to his apartment for some 'Coffee and chill.'
Flavia: Okay. What kind of coffee will you serve me? (flirty winky face)
Bedford-Stuy: Ummmmm.... Didn't think you'd accept. Will Sanka or Taster's Choice do?
Flavia (hate, anger, and disdain flash in her soul and eyes): YOU MONSTER! (knees Bedford-Stuy in the groin, crippling him to the ground). You heinous monster! Why would you serve anyone such crime against caffeinity?! (sobs and runs away as fast as her feet carry her to the nearest Williamsburg L train stop).
End scene.
Bedford-Stuy Byron invites his date Flavia Flatbush to his apartment for some 'Coffee and chill.'
Flavia: Okay. What kind of coffee will you serve me? (flirty winky face)
Bedford-Stuy: Ummmmm.... Didn't think you'd accept. Will Sanka or Taster's Choice do?
Flavia (hate, anger, and disdain flash in her soul and eyes): YOU MONSTER! (knees Bedford-Stuy in the groin, crippling him to the ground). You heinous monster! Why would you serve anyone such crime against caffeinity?! (sobs and runs away as fast as her feet carry her to the nearest Williamsburg L train stop).
End scene.
by Tsarstepan April 26, 2017