feature creep

In contracting (particularly Software Development), the natural tendency of the customer to continually request small additions which were not part of the original specifications, gradually reaching critical mass.

Dilbert: "Your requirements call for 4000 features! You realize that no Human would be able to operate a product with this level of complexity?"

Customer: "Good point. I'd better add 'easy to use' to the list."

by Joe Gallagher July 9, 2004

gay creep

a guy who fucks another guy in the ass while he's asleep.

I woke up with my boyfriends /roommates dick in my ass, he's a gay creep.

by Diesel1 September 12, 2013

creep shot

A person who takes a booty camera shot of a girl who is not expecting it.

Look at that girl over there in her yoga pants ordering a coffee, that would be a great creep shot.

by AcePuppy October 6, 2012

Creep Ass

A guy who makes girls feel uncomfortable usually an older guy.

Example 1: AJ that security guard is such a creep ass

Example 2: Mr.Amato the gym teacher is such a creep ass he was creeping on Jackie

by hockeygrrl25 February 22, 2010

Social Creep

A person who has a social networking profile strictly to keep tabs on others. They rarely or never post a status update or picture/s.

Your Dad joined Facebook just to have another way to watch you. He's a social creep.

Your boss never posted a picture or status, she's just social creeping the employees.

by Stable Girl March 3, 2010

Creeping Jesus

Ninja like skills passed down from the big J himself. Creeping Jesus' don't learn these skills... They are born with them.

Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"

by Meridia17 June 21, 2011

creeping crud

military slang for highly contagious virii such as colds, stomach bugs, etc. that leave a person with any debilitating combination of non-stop runny nose, coughing up heavy phlegm, vomiting, diarrhea, extreme muscle weakness/pain, etc. The "creeping" part refers to the fact that it seems to make its way through ALL of the ranks eventually.

It's cold and flu season now, so if you get the Creeping Crud - go on sickcall and make sure doc gives you Quarters, because the rest of us don't want it!

by ab234 May 13, 2009