colonel cornhole

When someone is being an asshole worthy of the ranking colonel.

Person 1: "I Took a shit on you bed and smeared it in for no reason."
Person 2: "Ok colonel cornhole, who gave you the orders to make that decsion."

by Lil Buddha September 6, 2013

The Colonel Sanders

Sexual ritual where the male deepfries his penis until crisp. Then the female gives him head, when he nuts she screams “it’s finger lickin good”

John- hey bitch you down for a colonel sanders?
Britney- I’m SO down
*does the colonel sanders*
John- *nuts*
Britney- ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD

by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

Cornelius

A criminal who hides in dark alleyways and chops people in half down their coronal plane to scoop out their organs with a spoon and eat their breast meat.

Chuck Norris is such a Cornelius.

by Taco Bell Dog on the Moon April 25, 2009

Colonel Clusterfuck

Butt sex behind the deep fryers at a KFC restaurant.

Dave: Dude, I Colonel Clusterfucked Lindy yesterday.

Henry: Lucky bastard.

by Jonas Brothers Suck Penish February 1, 2009

Cornelius

cornelius can bag whoever the fuck he wants, all the girls be on him he always do his homework he got a tall ass brother and he likes this girl name kayla and he wants to fuck her period

cornelius is fire

by fmhyk dfucjio; March 6, 2019

colonel sanders

Creator of KFC

Oh I hated the colonel with his wee beedy eyes, and that smug look on his face - "ooh you're gonna buy my chicken, hoho"

by mep June 10, 2004

Cornell

The colors dude ever fucks all the bitches gets money smoke weed and beat niggas he gets so much pussy that when bitches see him thy automatically give it up he lives in Maryland where he be trappin in the cut

DudE I wish I was a cornell

Dad when I grow up I wanna be just like Cornell

Men my girl say she only like Cornell's

by Bbz August 9, 2012