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cooter stamp

The unique imprint left by a vagina. Similar to a fingerprint. No two individuals have the same stamp.
God I hope I didn't leave a cooter stamp.
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Cooter Loaf

a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form
"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"
by sam and junk March 28, 2009
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cooter snoot

someone who sniffs or snoops around the va jay-jay region
(use in sentences in place for nicknames)
"Hey! What's up cooter snoot?"
by S K R February 4, 2009
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cooter slayer

a guy who is really good with the ladies, and has no problem getting pussy.

ladies man, pimp
Guy 1: Yo bro did you getting any last nite at tommy's party.
Guy 2: No man, but Joe was a freakin cooter slayer that night. He hooked up!
by Big OJ March 26, 2009
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Cooter Slap

Slapping a female in her genitalia to inflict pain.
He cooter slapped the shit out of her! That is what she gets for the junk punch.
by ThatGuyFromIdaho July 23, 2015
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Cooter toot

A cooter toot is the sound of an extremely large, but fowl smelling pocket of air being released from the vaginal region of a woman. The cooter toot has a smell in compression to a rotting pig carcass or carcasses depending on the age or kill count of the woman. You can use a cooter toot as a reference on how many men she has been with.
Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she had a “cooter toot”

Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”
by The salty underdog November 1, 2018
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cousin cooter

Cousin cooter is a bad ass redneck that fucks bitches and rips on his dirt bike.
That redneck is such a cousin cooter
by Ride red #17 August 4, 2017
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