cooter valley

The patch where hair doesn't grow in a mustache

My girl doesn't like my mustache. So she rides my cooter valley.

by Cheswick Breezy January 11, 2019

cooter back

1. How football fans in Tennessee say quarterback.

2. Peyton Manning.

That there boy's a good cooter back! He got's a purty mouth.

by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

cousin cooter

Cousin cooter is a bad ass redneck that fucks bitches and rips on his dirt bike.

That redneck is such a cousin cooter

by Ride red #17 August 4, 2017

Cooter Guts

Laughing extremely hard until you cry about something involving vaginas.

Suzie was saying her clam burger has the biggest flaps! It gave me cooter guts!

I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!

Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!

by kikishorty September 28, 2021

Cooter Killer

A cooter killer is level 8 of 10 levels in the vag rpg. You reach level 8 by hitting the club and killing that cooter.

What level cooter killer are you? I'm level 69

by cooterd3stroyer May 4, 2021

Cooter Wipe

When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.

Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.

I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.

Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021

cooter haulin'

The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.

Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?

by weyus July 26, 2018