Colorado French Omelet

When you pass a raw egg through a kiss WITHOUT breaking the yolk.

Bro, I just saw Avery and Lilly pull off a Colorado French Omelet!

by The Real Jorge Avila August 8, 2023

Colorado Death Roll

When a Sheila is giving a bloke a good ol’ jimmy. She might turn into a rolling dervish and attack his dingo.

Crikey mate, she gave me a Colorado Death Roll! And I still can’t feel me jimmy three days later!

by Jcrafty4451 February 28, 2020

colorado fast break

An over the pants hand job at the drive in in a T-Top convertible. Lots of chaffing.

“Matt did you get any last night?”
“Just a Colorado fast break”

by Alicatt1616 October 5, 2019

A Colorado Christmas tree

The act of cumming on an amputee limb

Hey Dave, you know that one legged girl I took home last night? Well just as I was ready to blow I shot it all over her stump. That's the first time I've every pulled off a Colorado Christmas tree!!!!

by Sick&Twisted August 10, 2017

colorado puppy tail

When you are getting her from behind and stuff her ponytail in her ass with your dick

I grabbed her hair and gave her a Colorado puppy tail last night.

by Whitemike247 May 18, 2018

Colorado Q-tip

the colorado Q-tip is a sexual move perfected by the rugged miners of Denver, Colorado. to execute this maneuver, one must first get into a position similar to 69. Then, the male proceeds to insert his fist into the females butt hole, pumping forcefully. Then you must accomplish the tricky task of peeing in the girl's ear.

Example One
“Yo Jake, I got my girl spunk drunk last night!” –B Money
“The Bitch put out?” –Jake
“YEEEEAH BOYEE! I gave her the Colorado Q-Tip!”

Example Two
"Shoot girl, it sure was weird when B-Money pissed in my ear last night!'
"you mean youve never had a Colorado Q-Tip before?"

by ear pissin bitch humpin joe January 5, 2009

Colorado Bag Juggler

When a female is sucking a dudes balls then the ball sack rips. She takes your balls and starts to juggle them. Then she proceeds to shove them in your mouth in a very hostile way.

last night becky gave me a colorado bag juggler... nasty

by Bartledoo June 10, 2011