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Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.
The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.
by LordViper June 27, 2021
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Corporate Catfish

When the catfishing leaves the dating sites and moves over to LinkedIn
Have you seen Joann’s LinkedIn profile picture? She didn’t look like that 10 years and 100lbs ago. What a corporate catfish.
by 53222 July 17, 2025
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Catfish

Catfish is took from the term catfishing which is when guys anonymously ask girls for stuff and start online romances it's also used for two people who no each as well the catfish is referred to as the girl your trying to get
Boy:Can you send me nudes?
Girl: hell ain't I no catfish
by Maya1392 February 5, 2018
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Penis catfish

A fake ass fuck impersonator. Someone who can't tell the truth if their life depended on it. Someone that lives life by coming up on others in any way possible.
If homeboy only knew the dude he's rolling around with is the one who stole his car, he would see he's just a penis catfish.
by **SMD** May 9, 2025
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Aged Catfishing

A person who is in their teens or 20s lies about their age hoping to look young in their 30s or 40s, 50s etc..
PERSON 1: SINGLE, 32, LIVES ON PLANET EARTH!
PERSON 2: Are you really 32...?
PERSON 1: Uhhh no I'm 16
PERSON 2: you're just Aged Catfishing
by Mysterio28 October 29, 2021
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Catfish Fuck

The act of luring someone into sexual acts with promise of commitment, only to ghost them immediately after having intercourse.
Person 1: “You said we were dating! You said you loved me and that we were going to move in together!”
Person 2: “Yeah… that was just a catfish fuck sorry… didn’t mean a word, thanks tho!”
by NEVERMINDDDDDD June 11, 2022
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Catfish

Olivia is the definition of catfish.
by yeet my guy February 11, 2019
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