i can go to sleep

I can review it for you :)

Mom: "I can go to sleep."
Kid: Ohh! Thank you for agreeing to review my work.
Sleep = work

by Dea Sapientiae January 6, 2021

I can go for miles

To have sex for hours
To be horny as fuck
To fuck someone till one of you passes out

Guy: I am so horny right now I can go for miles if you now what I mean
Girl:let’s have sex till one of use passes out
Guy: take off you pants and let me enter you

Girl: fuck me harder
Guy: get down on your knees and give me a blow job

by Blood-Rose Of Darkness April 23, 2018

I Can Fix Her

I Can Fix Her
Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even think it's a problem Fantasy Boy
Friend:Hey.wdym when you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

by BadComputer August 30, 2023

I can see the light

I'm going to die.

*Officer down*
Cop 1: don't you die on me!
Cop 2:I can see the light....*dead*
Cop 1:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

by Cellboy14 September 15, 2018

Cause I Can and It's Free

A phrase to answer any "why" questions.

Cause I can and it's free.

by Sexiiiioooo August 11, 2010

I can milk you

A meme Originated from Markipliers saying "I can milk you".

*looks at cow* I can milk you.

by BSposts July 7, 2020

how can I know what I think until I see what I say

I am so f#@c*d up right now I have to speak first and have everyone else tell me what I said later.

How can I know what I think until I see what I say?
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you

by RedSonja1 December 11, 2010