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cock crow

"I cock crow after I blow my load in her face, so she doesn't forget who gave it to her"
by bigkahuna May 15, 2015
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Stone the Crow

To lash out at the evidence of your deathly state.

“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
The injured warrior stumbled into camp and an opportunistic mate yelled “stone the crow! You’re in bad shape.”
by DRUsky September 11, 2023
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Crow boy

A crow boy is a boy who likes gifting “trash” and collecting bones
Kenny gave me a rock, He’s such a crow boy”
by Respectfully hidden April 10, 2022
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Crow blow

the act of blowing fire out of your mouth with the use of everclear, usually taking place in the late morning hours via alcohol intoxication and post to a wrestling match.
damn that crow blow was intense, it almost burned my eyebrows off.
by p.crow June 16, 2010
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wet crow

phrase in bangla for when your half soaked in the rain
we ran in the rain and now we are two wet crows
by tr4v11s November 12, 2021
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Jasmine Crowe

A girl who you probably liked before, ended up dating, but then left you for your friend, most commonly after a school dance. Likes cheerleading, has lots of popular friends. Cute, pretty, typically has gorgeous eyes. Once she leaves you, you end up wanting her back after a year.
Trust me, it's happened.
Some people don't like her, and call her Jasmine Hoe.
Person 1: "Dang man, who's that girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh you mean Jasmine? Jasmine Crowe?"
Person 1: "Oh...yeah never mind"
by Owari no Hajime May 4, 2022
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Crib Crow

1.)A lower class prostitute which refusues to believe you do not need her services anymore.
2.)A psycopathic girlfriend that will neevr leave you and hangs around your house all day. This is dispite the fact you left her years ago, got married, had a family. . She is now called the maid so the kids dont get confused.
"yo dat crib crow be stankin up yo apartment, you best be callin an exterminator. .or the cops"
by Paco Ice January 14, 2009
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