by bigkahuna May 15, 2015
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“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
The injured warrior stumbled into camp and an opportunistic mate yelled “stone the crow! You’re in bad shape.”
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Get the Crow boy mug.the act of blowing fire out of your mouth with the use of everclear, usually taking place in the late morning hours via alcohol intoxication and post to a wrestling match.
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Get the wet crow mug.A girl who you probably liked before, ended up dating, but then left you for your friend, most commonly after a school dance. Likes cheerleading, has lots of popular friends. Cute, pretty, typically has gorgeous eyes. Once she leaves you, you end up wanting her back after a year.
Trust me, it's happened.
Some people don't like her, and call her Jasmine Hoe.
Trust me, it's happened.
Some people don't like her, and call her Jasmine Hoe.
Person 1: "Dang man, who's that girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh you mean Jasmine? Jasmine Crowe?"
Person 1: "Oh...yeah never mind"
Person 2: "Oh you mean Jasmine? Jasmine Crowe?"
Person 1: "Oh...yeah never mind"
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2.)A psycopathic girlfriend that will neevr leave you and hangs around your house all day. This is dispite the fact you left her years ago, got married, had a family. . She is now called the maid so the kids dont get confused.
2.)A psycopathic girlfriend that will neevr leave you and hangs around your house all day. This is dispite the fact you left her years ago, got married, had a family. . She is now called the maid so the kids dont get confused.
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