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Confuse choke

When a guy says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a girl chokes on her curly wurly straw
by Jasck May 23, 2019
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Cracker Confusion

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad
Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.
by Shitlord69420 May 27, 2018
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Good Confuse

When someone says/does something or an event unfolds that your mind can not comprehend. When something catches you off guard. Only to be used when you need a way to say you are more than just confused, but the situation has done you a good confuse.
*Kyle and Jason walk into a 7-11 to purchase a large quantity of slim jims

Kyle: "Yo J, where are all the long bois at?"
Jason: "I dont even know dawg, they should be right here in these empty boxes that say sold out, but they're not! Doin me a Good Confuse!"
by FryradDarad January 13, 2020
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Lost and confused

Cheating on your boyfriend with 7 or more guys, all at about the same time.
Person 1: Did you really see 7 or more people at the same time without most of them knowing about it?
Katerino: I was very lost and confused...
by YaBoiDenden April 27, 2020
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Confusing

Wow that was so confusing
by Straykids:) November 23, 2020
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Confusion

Braddison is the definition of confusion
by """"" August 4, 2020
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confusaled

I'm so confusaled
by Rose Brownjohn August 13, 2020
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