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cart coma

A state of extreme sleepiness experienced after eating lunch at one of New York's fine street food carts.
Coworker1: What's wrong with John, did he eat chicken and rice again?
Coworker2: Yep. Cart coma. Better get him a Red Bull if you expect him to get any work done.
by shaktimaan July 7, 2010
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Spiritual Coma

A spiritual coma is when yuou pray so powerfully that you fall in to a coma of spirit. SPIRITUAL COMAS ARE CONTAGIOUS!
Dang was that guy praying cuz it looks like he just entered a spiritual coma bro!
by Dankboii January 28, 2018
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clam coma

A pussy so good, when you're done with it, it puts you in a clam induced coma.
"Damn that girl's pussy was soooo tight, it put me in a clam coma".
by Mister Kleen March 14, 2014
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perm-coma

when you wake up in the nightmare of a '70s hairdressing salon.
My jet-slagdom - 1/10th conscious, 9/10ths submerged in perm-coma; like an ice cube in a glass of whiskey.
by JollersStanley June 1, 2011
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Chat Coma

1. Anyone who is away from their keyboard or busy with life or pm's, who doesn't answer in a room or pm box.
2. Any name placed in a chat room, but the user is not monitoring the room. Usually these names never reply when someone types or talks to them.
Example: Julie hasn't answered anyone in the room today, she must be in a chat coma.
by oD Katz September 22, 2011
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wank coma

The act of masturbating and falling asleep shortly after wards as a result of exhaustion
It was 2am and after pumping out a fat one, I was in a wank coma.
by Bigfatdoggo October 11, 2017
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conversational coma

An eye-glazing lethargy induced by an individual that insists on explaining in depth a subject of little or no interest to his audience. More prevalent in mixed groups of engineers, scientists, and non-technical people.
"Laurie felt herself slipping into a conversational coma as a guy named Bob, a geologist she met at the party, insisted on explaining in detail why pyroxene and amphibole minerals were present in metamorphic terranes, whatever all that stuff is."
by tecdelver September 30, 2013
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