clam beard

a vagina that is not clean shaven. one that has not been shaven for some time. rugged, greasy, out of control disgusting female pubic hair.

That girl's clam beard looks straight out of a 70's porn

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't shave her clam beard

by beej760 June 13, 2008

Clam-check

A nut-check but for a female.

Jose deserves a clam-check

by Anne.me January 17, 2008

clam-grappler

1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.

Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!

by Florben Borgsen January 31, 2009

Clam Poppin

To gyrate hips rapidly in a sexual fashion while thrusting the pelvis upward. A cultural trend that has taken over music videos.

Although closely related to coochie-pop, clam poppin is the more acceptable term because of the stigmatization of coochie-pop

associated with being ghetto. Clam poppin has now become trendy among female musicians, such as Madonna, Beyonce, Rihanna, Ciara,

Keri Hilson etc. to sell more records.

-Insert white gurl name hurr- was clam poppin to the new Britney Spears song.

by nicolecareface January 26, 2011

clam carnival

A sausage fest for girlz

Betsy invited Susanne and Gertrude over. Little did they know, they were having a clam carnival.

by Hotty McBody September 28, 2013

clam rammer

A man who fucks rapidly

She said you were a clam rammer.

by cracklet February 20, 2014

clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.

Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.

by DaniellesANerd July 24, 2016