bollocks

n. (UK) 1. Testicals; balls. 2. An exclamation of dismay/frustration comparable to shit or fuck. 3. A lie or exaggeration. 4. the dog's ~, the very best; "the shit"; awesome.

1. "I wish he'd grow some bollocks!"
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."

by Jon January 19, 2004

wanky bollocks

Composite word.

Wanky; meaning flash but pointless.

and

Bollocks; meaning bollocks.

Experimental video installations are all a load of wanky bollocks.

by MarkyMark January 24, 2005

brollo

a mexican trying to be a bro. A mix between a cholo and a bro

look at that freaking brollo over there.

by The Cody August 23, 2007

Bollockshit

1) A combination of the words bollocks and bullshit to create the perfect word to describe complete and utter nonsense.

2) Cum. The shit that comes out of bollocks.

1) Stop talking bollockshit.
2) There was bollockshit everywhere.

by thatweirdmotherfucker September 4, 2011

bolli

a big chode who likes girls out of his league. he eats his mothers ass all night

hes such a bolli

by bollijizz July 6, 2016

silly bollocks

Derived from The Football Factory. Means not a clever/smart person.

Oi, silly bollocks, jog on!

by Jon Moody March 18, 2005

dogs bollocks

Literally the dogs testicles. In British slang, bollocks, means "testicles", however, when it is applied in this context its usual and derivative meaning is "the best", or "the greatest", or "superb"

interchangeable with the expression "the mutts nuts"

usually is applied in a similar fashion to: "That jacket is the dogs bollocks as far as I'm concerned"

or "when are you having the dogs bollocks lopped off"?

A Television chef might stir the pan, taste the contents, and then look into camera while saying,
"You know, these Korean meatballs REALLY ARE the dogs bollocks"

by legs akimbo April 11, 2007