To pre-game so much that one reaches blackout status prior to the event one is attending while maintaining decency and good-humor without becoming a woo-girl.
by tarantula_eater April 29, 2021
Get the Brittany Drunkmug. Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021
Get the Brittany Blastermug. Wow did you see Brittany Eanes last night? She was eating some cheese and was looking rather spherical.
by Vladdydaddy589 November 23, 2021
Get the Brittany Eanesmug. Brittany's are one of a kind. They are quick witted and little titted. Brittany loves learning and does her best to be a better person than she was the day before. She's a lover not a fighter but if need be she will kick ass for the ones she loves. She goes out of her way to help people and to let them know they aren't alone in this big world. Brittany will act completely ridiculous as fuck just to make someone laugh and will go to the end of the universe to find a way to make someone laugh or even just smile when they are sad because that's one thing Brittany knows too well im this world is sadness. She lives to make people happy and her kids know that they will always have their mommy no matter what or who trys to rip them apart. Her kids never have to worry about making their mommy upset or mad because she will always love them jo matter what and will always be understanding. As far as lovers go watch out because Brittany loves so hard it may be overwhelming. She loves michael so much that she would do anything she had to to show him.
Brittany is so kewl
by Quick witted and little titted August 14, 2021
Get the Brittanymug. Brittany Van Pelt is something so beautiful and perfect that there are no words to describe it and her amazing love❤️
by VP007 February 3, 2024
Get the Brittany Van Peltmug. I girl who likes to drop bins of Tomatoes. They are her favorite fruit. Nobody likes Tomatoes quite like Brittany! But only after they have been dropped on the floor. Preferably in Subway restaurants. ;)
"Brittany dropped the whole bin of Tomatoes on the floor!"
"Brittany cried because she dropped the whole bin of Tomatoes on the floor."
"I laughed when Brittany dropped the bin of Tomatoes on the floor."
"Brittany cried because she dropped the whole bin of Tomatoes on the floor."
"I laughed when Brittany dropped the bin of Tomatoes on the floor."
by FujoshiDez October 7, 2018
Get the Brittanymug. A strong loving woman who cares about everyone she is the best person to be around but one thing about her she does not like to talk about her problems she cares about everyone else and only wants to help others.
by Jimjamslimslam August 18, 2019
Get the Brittanymug.