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Brian

A great guy with a lot of similarities to a bear, usually has a beard and prefers subbed anime over dubbed
Everybody knows a nice guy named Brian.
Brians are known for their love of honey and their long hibernation
by Raccoon.bee January 31, 2016
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Brianna

The sweetest name in the english language. A woman with this name has the most beautiful eyes in the world. She also has the cutest little smile. Her gorgeous long hair is so soft against your skin. Her personality is so unique that it makes the attraction to Brianna even stronger. She always knows how to make you feel better when you are down. Give this girl your heart and she will never destroy it.
Oh poo. Brianna is here and she will never be let go from my heart.
by your1andonly April 16, 2011
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Brianna

An extremely beautiful girl who laughs a lot. A Brianna is always a very nice person and an amazing girlfriend. She is so amazing and perfect and fun to talk to. I love her. Brianna tends to get distracted very easily.

She is always protected by a Joey, so don't fuck with her, or else a ninja will come after you with his extreme ninja skills.
Dude, I told you not to mess with Brianna, now that ninja is going to kick your ass.
by tameron January 5, 2013
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brian regan

an awesome comedian who rules my life! His best act is Kids party games, go listen to it right now!!
"pin the tale on the donkey, there's a good safe game for kids. What are adults thinking? Hey, wer're having a big party, lots of kids, we're gonna blindfold one of them, give 'em something sharp, spin 'em around and let 'em go!"
by spazzorific April 14, 2005
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Brianne

Beautiful, stubborn female. Always has to be right and never likes to be corrected. Ussually has lots of friends that love her and she is a great listener.
You are being such a Brianne right now.
by littefairy November 2, 2011
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The Dirty Brian

(n.) derived from the "stink palm" technique as seen in Mallrats. It is the most horrendous of pranks involving a tampoon being stuck up a guy's ass then removed and placed back in its wrapper. the girl who then uses it will experience a stink fouler than any stink palm. As this stink clings to her innards, it is extremely difficult to remove. Douching it will not remove the smell of ass.
Cindy got The Dirty Brian, and now her cooch smells like shit.
by Ricky Ricardo April 15, 2006
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brian

An intelligent, sexy, well rounded guy. Can be shy at times, but is liked by mostly everyone. He is lay back, but is a natural born determined leader of the masses, if only he can get over his fear of success. He is ambitious, but is also very prone to laziness. A Brian is often labeled as arrogant, but when you get to really know him, you'll find out he's just timid. Brians are nurturers, protectors, and appreciators of humanity. As partners, Brians see femininity as part of themselves, as a result, Brians find it incredibly easy to please the lady in their life. Brians are adored by women, and are often prone to promiscuity, unless a person of equal wit and intelligence keeps them interested. As lovers, Brians take the award as sex-machines, period! Brians are intimately affectionate, passionate intense lovers. Sex with a brian is like awakening an unknown side of yourself, so make sure you fasten your seat belt! And I MUST say again, Brians are INTENSE lovers, and will quickly learn which buttons to press, when & where; and rapidly understand your bodies language of pleasure.
A Brian can also be very mistrusting of others, and as shy observers, can come off as antisocial. Brians can be prone to depression, social disconnection and have a tendency to enjoy alcohol to the point of self-destruction. Negatively, Brians can be truly despised by close friends. Because Brians are very intelligent, they are good at getting revenge, and can be cold-hearted sarcastic assholes!
Wow, that must be a Brian!

Last night I had the best fuck ever with some random guy, he must have been a Brian

That Brian is a real cynical asshole.

Lets see what Brian's advice is.

Wait. Here comes Brian, he'll know what to do, he always does.

Shit! Here comes Brian, lets change the subject or else we'll never be able to finish!

-Oh god, there's Brian now. I'm so nervous. I just feel like he doesn't even notice me until he's staring deep into my eyes while making love.
-How long have you been together?
-Eight months, a week, two days and six hours.
-Woa, and you still talk like that?
-If you only knew girl! Hi babe
(Brian)-You know I don't like being called babe, my name is Brian (with gentle smirk on his face) I missed you lady.
by photojunkyfotofool February 3, 2010
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