Basketball

Where black people can Shoot, Steal, and Run.

"There's a robbery." It's just a Black person playing basketball

by Pinche Beaner es Pendejo December 6, 2019

black basketball

The greatest variant of basketball ever played. Played in the dark with little lighting with a black basketball (because any other color basketball is easier to see), to increase the risk of injury. Any basketball game can be used, but the best game to be played in these conditions is "21" or "tip-in", because it's widely considered to be the most violent of all basketball games.

Dan: Man, I feel like playing basketball and risking my life at the same time.
Brian: Perfect! Let's play black basketball!

by briman007 May 6, 2010

basketball

A sport that sucks.its boring.everyone crys rivers.mostly black people play it because they are good they are good because theycan jump shoot and steal in perfect harmony.

basketball player: want to play basketball

me:no chance you cry wenever I try to stop a shot or touch your hands when i stop your shot.
basketball player no i dont you cry more

me:ok kevin garnett
everybody: lets play a cool sport like hockey,football,orbaseball,or evan soccer
me:yeah
basketball player9starts crying

by basketballsucks June 29, 2010

basketball

A sport where black people run, shoot and steal. Just as if they were still in the ghettoes of Atlanta "Da A-T-L". Also a "sport" that the boys play while the men are playing hockey. Requires no skill what-so-ever,and the players whine about only making 70 million dollars in a season. Commonly called a sport, but in reality is not.

Ex. 1 -
Tyrese: Let's play some bball man!
Robert: Hell no, I live by the law!

Ex. 2-
Tyrese: Let's go knock down a 7-11.
Robert: Nah man, I don't play basketball.

by D-Drizzle Money April 15, 2008

basketball

The most ghetto sport out there.

Yo ma niggas lets go play sum basketball.

by bRANdd0N June 6, 2009

basketball junkie

Anyone who lives in San Antonio who think it matters to anybody else that their team didn't suck for a season a billion-years ago.

Go Spurs! You totally make up for our lack of any serious achievement in crime control as a city! ... oh yeah, and something about Basketball Junkie...

by Redparrot5 March 26, 2005

basketball

*the act of fingering a girl in lesbien terms.
*sticking your fingers in a girls vagina.

Amanda: Dude I feel asleep playin basketball with Jenni.
Randi: Damn that bitch must have been borring as fuck yo.
Amanda: Yeah she deff. was i woke up and bounced outta that joint.

by ranner September 23, 2005