Michael : Hey, what did you and your girlfriend do during your anniversary?
Aiden: My girl gave me the Cracker Barrel
Michael: That's it?
Aiden: Nah we also did the Batman
Aiden: My girl gave me the Cracker Barrel
Michael: That's it?
Aiden: Nah we also did the Batman
by Minekwaft December 05, 2019
A barrel in which your wife places you in because you have no life and no friends, in this life she runs it. Also known ass "pussy whipped". pussy barrel This husband might also do the dishes and clean clothes and bake pies on the daily.
by Taintmeat McGee May 17, 2018
The term Barrel Cleaning is used to describe the action in which you use one of your fingernails to scrape the inside of your asshole clean. Generally done before anal sex.
"Where is Ian?" John asked. Bill responded: "I think he went to the bathroom, he said he was Barrel Cleaning."
by Drakesens1 March 17, 2014
The red explosive fuel barrel found in shooter games and films. Explodes when shot upon often causing massive casualties to surrounding enemies in the area. Extremely volatile and prone to detonation regardless of the caliber and/or explosive qualities of the shot. Named after the action director Michael Bay
"Shit they've got us surrounded and flanked!"
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*
by Lazengan July 30, 2016
Donnie: That girl at the end of the bar looks pretty cute.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.
Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.
Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.
by cut the cards January 23, 2023
Danger Barrel is a small youtube channel with 250 subscribers. If you searched this up you are probably very bored.
by Unirversal Mouse 26 July 14, 2017
A slang term saying "kill yourself", giving you a direct chance to tell your parents "cheesecake in a barrel" or anyone else without them knowing the true meaning.
by Savian Drennix November 29, 2017