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barney

Refers to a man or woman who gets overly attached, obsessed, or clingy in relationships. Can also refer to an unwanted person who attaches to people of the opposite sex in social situtations (i.e. at a bar/club).

From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.
"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney"

"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."

stage 5 clinger clinger
by jbttum3 March 2, 2010
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barney

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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Barney

To have a verbal disagreement, often in a domestic setting.
Worker: Hi boss, just a heads up that I had a massive barney with the Mrs last night so won't be able to drive a truck today (as she is a truck driver and I don't want to see her out on the road). Can I just drive the forklift in the yard today?

Boss: Yes mate this time it's fine. Next time don't let your personal life affect your work.
by Billyboy67 May 25, 2020
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A Flaming Barney

When an insect flies too low over a bonfire and burns up in the sky.
Person 1: I love this amazing bonfire!
Person 2: Hey, I just saw a flaming barney over there!
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barney sex

"i love having barney sex"
by sussybakasussybadussy June 23, 2023
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Barney paranormal park

Barney:the best character in paranormal park. He is relatable, trans, and just over all amazing!!! If you don't like Barney go away, the door is right there.
Barney paranormal park:I'm trans normally and everyone at school knows and everyone at home knows and being here is like a whole new place
by Banana97 July 31, 2022
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Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex
BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!
by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
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