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Baltimore Mailbox

During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?

Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
by Slick silly October 14, 2020
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Baltimore

Maybe riot jokes are really fucking monsters.

Only in Baltimore.
by Seitan June 11, 2023
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Baltimore Basset

An incredibly powerful method of vibe check where the guy is made to strip naked, put on a bra and g-string, lipstick, and a choker collar. Once in uniform, he is led around the entire subdivision by a leash, and forced to bark at every person within earshot. For particularly stubborn cases, repeated application of high voltage shocks to the scrotum may prove an effective means to produce a barking-like noise.
If Chuck calls me one more time, I'll give him the ol' Baltimore Basset.
by Hot-Mayo January 31, 2024
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Baltimore Ravens

NFL fan 1: who do you think is going to win the super bowl this year?
NFL fan 2: I think the Baltimore Ravens are going to win because of Lamar Jackson And OBJ.

NFL fan 1: I think that the BALTIMORE RAVENS are going to win as well.
by fjhunkmxcnuyv. November 20, 2023
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Baltimore

The city where you can't understand what people say.
Guy 1 (from Memphis): yeah and where'd you get the haircut from?
Guy 2 (from Baltimore): jittleyang my jittleyute futimanutlesees ooplesnupes
(If you don't understand, search baltimore accent on yt)
by Kampełek December 12, 2023
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Baltimore Roll

A thick roll of money made up only of one dollar bills.
At the movie ticket counter, Bobby reached into his pocket, pulled out a wad of money and flashed it for Shirley. Little did she know that was was a Baltimore Roll of one dollar bills.
by Kaymo11 October 15, 2021
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Baltimore donkeypunch

When fucking a woman in doggy style then drive stunning their back with a taser to get that nice clench you needed to finish
Officer Dave: hello fellow officer John how did your date with shaquifa go on the previous evening

Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved
by Slevemcdichael September 17, 2022
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