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cunt buffalo

A large and annoying woman. Can be more cunt or more buffalo. If she's very fat and very annoying, can be classified as a "full blown cunt buffalo".
"Dude do you see that fat chick?!"
"Yea man, I talked to her. She's a full blown cunt buffalo!"

"Last night I was hitting on a cunt buffalo. To my credit though, she was more cunt than buffalo."

"Looks like Joe's going cunt buffalo hunting tonight. We gotta help a brotha out!"
by b00tyhunt4r September 18, 2014
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buffalo lust

when you want to go somewhere really badly
i have some serious buffalo lust for miami
by detentionsrus January 28, 2021
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Trojan Buffalo

The act of ripping a dollar bill instead of opening a condom, while hovering over the night stand before sex. Intended to fool a female into thinking you'll be wearing protection during intercourse.
"She's usually pretty responsible, but she fell for the Trojan Buffalo, and now she's 6 months pregnant."
by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011
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Buffalo Surprise

Anal rawdogging with a significant other where you feel the burn after he or she has eaten hot wings.
Andrew got that Buffalo Surprise after his date with Stephanie to Buffalo Wild Wings.
by MisterPhister September 29, 2019
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Buffalo Internet

A gentleman's libation, served over ice and consumed directly after waking to ensure adequate intoxication prior to business meetings. Frequently responsible for camera failure, network outage, heavy slurring and other complications to conducting business over video meetings.
"Jeff must have tossed back a few buffalo internets and knocked over his laptop again - let's call this meeting and try again tomorrow."
by Xyxgy July 27, 2022
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buffalo bone

v.
to have sexual intercourse with a female in such a way as to make use of all of her parts, analogous to how the Native Americans made use of all the parts of a buffalo after a kill.
by Burt Bannon April 12, 2005
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Roller Buffalo

When celebrity stuntman Johnny Knoxville is in a bull pen, to the backing music of "You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd" by Roger Miller. He dances to this for some time, then gets taken out by a herd of angry buffalo.
On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Roller Buffalo!"
*You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.....*
by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011
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