barnes and unstable

The Place You Go To Publish A Story That You Made That You Made That Seems Unstably Crazed.

Son: MOM! I'M GOING TO BARNES AND UNSTABLE!
Mom: Oh God. What Did He Publish This Time...

by UnstableLudlow February 6, 2018

Barn Doors

Barn Doors is a reference to someone’s butt cheeks. It deprived from “back door” which is slang for anus.

“Did you see Jeffrey’s barn doors! “

“He has the barn doors of a dancer”’

by Lady Fob November 10, 2020

barn

this is another name for KFC

I went to barn for dinner - i went to KFC for dinner

by BENDA August 10, 2006

Barn Spice

A mix of spices added to a partner's rear end or vagina before mucking barn. To make fresh at home combine:

2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons crushed black pepper
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon granulated garlic
1 tablespoon granulated onion
1 tablespoon crushed coriander
1 tablespoon dill
1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes

Using Montreal Steak Spice is an acceptable substitute.

Barn spicing can sometime be dangerous for oneself, and it is best to avoid rubbing the spice in your eyes or inhaling through the nostrils. If this occurs, sack up and snort some more, the burn is good for you.

Also: Barn spicing

Man, she said she wasn't into it, but as soon as I busted out the barn spice she changed her tune.

by barnmucker January 16, 2011

Barn troll

A barn troll is someone who has not been raised with a level of tact and/or has not established respectful and clean habits in life, such as flushing the toilet, observing regular personal hygiene and not acting like a seven year old in your career. Really, this can be used any time you want to confuse and insult someone at the same time.

I.e. slimans entire immediate family

Sliman: * Frantic hyperactive chatter *
Renner: dude you're a barn troll

by Dex Mccheeseyton August 21, 2016

Barne's Test

Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"

This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend

"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"

"Barne's Test mate?"

"Yeah ok she's alright."

by The one with pie February 26, 2009

long-barn

An alcoholic beverage consisting of water and grey goose. Add ins include chests, also known as nuun electrolyte tablets.
The name comes from the grey consistency similar to that of the long barn in fortnites battle royal map at “risky reels”

Let me get a “long-barn”

Or
I’ll have a “long-barn” with a chest

by Billy674 July 15, 2018