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awkward chuckle

A polite gesture used to make a bad joke less awkward. But, in turn, creates an increasingly more awkward situation.

Often used at small cocktail gatherings with not enough hard liquor available, and weddings with cash bars.
At Uncle Grayson's funeral, Marly told that completely innapropriate joke that caused the awkward chuckle to ripple throughout the room.
by OBAM December 9, 2008
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awkward sauce

a sauce that can be drizzled onto any noun, adjective, verb, adverb, or any other word describing it as completely and utterly awkward.
dayummm that tall blonde chick that bounces when she walks....k.s........has awkward sauce written all over her
by totesadore.biotch August 25, 2009
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The Awkward Seat

The Awkward Seat (n.)-

1. The seat in between parties in a crowded movie theater. It is usually left vacant in order to avoid any awkward tension between two strangers.
I moved to the middle as far as I could without occupying the awkward seat next to that scary fat chick and her bitchy looking friends.
by Jay Danger March 8, 2010
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secondhand awkward

refer to situations or circumstances wherein you find yourself feeling awkward towards a person whom you don't know personally or you're not close to BECAUSE of something you know about him or her.

Situation:

Person A and Person B works for the same company. They know each other by face and name.
Person C is the bestfriend of Person A.

Person C tells Person A that Person B is actually THE ex-girlfriend or ex-lover of her current boyfriend whom she suspects is still madly in love with Person B.
One morning, Person A meets Person B in the comfort room of the office and there was awkward silence.
I had a secondhand awkward moment with Person B today in the comfort room. I didn't know what to say.
by Lillian Marsden November 5, 2010
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awkward pill

If someone's acting particularly awkward one day, you should ask if they took one.
As seen on the West Wing
Bob kept making awkward comments to Tom
Tom: By any chance, did you take an awkward pill today?
by puma1294 June 1, 2010
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Awkward Salmon

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.
"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."
by allie7715 October 13, 2014
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Awkward Monster

Someone that's awkwardly huge/tall
Word created by Ruby
"Woah that girl is such an awkward monster"
"Yeah you're right! She's so tall"
by jelydas March 30, 2010
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