The Awkward Seat (n.)-
1. The seat in between parties in a crowded movie theater. It is usually left vacant in order to avoid any awkward tension between two strangers.
1. The seat in between parties in a crowded movie theater. It is usually left vacant in order to avoid any awkward tension between two strangers.
I moved to the middle as far as I could without occupying the awkward seat next to that scary fat chick and her bitchy looking friends.
by Jay Danger March 07, 2010
Just a smidgeon below the Awkward Woolly Mammoth, the Awkward Egyptian consists of this: hands together above one's head with elbows slightly bent, a consistent head bobbing motion, and the singing of The Bangles classic "Walk Like An Egyptian" as one slowly backs away from the awkward situation.
*John stares deeply into a book.* "Dude, where's Waldo?!*
Waldo: "I'm right here..."
John: *Awkward Egyptian*
Waldo: "I'm right here..."
John: *Awkward Egyptian*
by NoPants aka Pvt. Wenchell December 06, 2008
A polite gesture used to make a bad joke less awkward. But, in turn, creates an increasingly more awkward situation.
Often used at small cocktail gatherings with not enough hard liquor available, and weddings with cash bars.
Often used at small cocktail gatherings with not enough hard liquor available, and weddings with cash bars.
At Uncle Grayson's funeral, Marly told that completely innapropriate joke that caused the awkward chuckle to ripple throughout the room.
by OBAM November 25, 2008
a sauce that can be drizzled onto any noun, adjective, verb, adverb, or any other word describing it as completely and utterly awkward.
dayummm that tall blonde chick that bounces when she walks....k.s........has awkward sauce written all over her
by totesadore.biotch August 25, 2009
by jelydas March 30, 2010
refer to situations or circumstances wherein you find yourself feeling awkward towards a person whom you don't know personally or you're not close to BECAUSE of something you know about him or her.
Situation:
Person A and Person B works for the same company. They know each other by face and name.
Person C is the bestfriend of Person A.
Person C tells Person A that Person B is actually THE ex-girlfriend or ex-lover of her current boyfriend whom she suspects is still madly in love with Person B.
One morning, Person A meets Person B in the comfort room of the office and there was awkward silence.
Situation:
Person A and Person B works for the same company. They know each other by face and name.
Person C is the bestfriend of Person A.
Person C tells Person A that Person B is actually THE ex-girlfriend or ex-lover of her current boyfriend whom she suspects is still madly in love with Person B.
One morning, Person A meets Person B in the comfort room of the office and there was awkward silence.
I had a secondhand awkward moment with Person B today in the comfort room. I didn't know what to say.
by Lillian Marsden November 04, 2010
(n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. His penis is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.
John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists
by Rebel_Souldier October 12, 2013