An Australian Tailgate is considered one of the most obscene and profane form of suicide. This act can also be used for murder, but due to its length and complexity, is more common as a suicidal act.
First, you must freeze enough bleach to make a 3 foot long rod capable of fitting in your asshole. Once this is complete, you begin to tie yourself, by your feet, to the ceiling while inserting the rod of bleach into your supple asshole, resembling a tail. Once this is complete, you proceed to allow an emu to tear off your clothes while turning up the heat to allow the bleach tail to melt into your system. As the rod/tail begins to melt, you begin to suck the tip of the emus beak as it regurgitates your clothes back into your own mouth. By the time all of the clothes have been thrown up into your digestive system, the rod of bleach should be fully melted, killing you from the inside out.
First, you must freeze enough bleach to make a 3 foot long rod capable of fitting in your asshole. Once this is complete, you begin to tie yourself, by your feet, to the ceiling while inserting the rod of bleach into your supple asshole, resembling a tail. Once this is complete, you proceed to allow an emu to tear off your clothes while turning up the heat to allow the bleach tail to melt into your system. As the rod/tail begins to melt, you begin to suck the tip of the emus beak as it regurgitates your clothes back into your own mouth. By the time all of the clothes have been thrown up into your digestive system, the rod of bleach should be fully melted, killing you from the inside out.
by Lacktoesandtollerant June 07, 2018
The act of urinating on a girl's "down under" after engaging in sexual intercourse. Alternative to the American "golden shower".
Mate 1: Did you root that girl last night?
Mate 2: Yah mate, but she didn't enjoy the Australian Piss I took after we finished.
Mate 2: Yah mate, but she didn't enjoy the Australian Piss I took after we finished.
by magpiealert September 05, 2016
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by Jigbuck July 15, 2014
(n) The best breed of dog in the world. Small enough to fit in ur bag, and big enough not to be a cat.
Billie-May! Billie-May! Hellllooooo!!!!!!
by slinky October 10, 2004
When 2 Australian men and one Australian women with Syphilis they will come together and use her ass as the taco shell she queefs her green vaginal water into the taco making the lettuce like the Sour Apple Smoothie and then one of the men takes a shit in her ass making the taco meat almost alike to the Alabama Hot Pocket and then for the cheese the man will pee in her ass and ass its all sliding out they both jump in to eat
Q:Dante why are you throwing up?
A:Long story short I was hungry, I ate and I didn't like the food
Q:So why is Brian throwing up too?
A:We both ate a bad taco
Q:A bad taco? Did you share one? and why the hell wont Kendyl get out of the shower?
A:Look like I told you we were hungry, we ate, we didn't like it but atleast we tried something new now stop asking question
Q: NO tell me what happen
A:We tried out an Australian Taco please don't tell anyone!
I cant believe you
A:Long story short I was hungry, I ate and I didn't like the food
Q:So why is Brian throwing up too?
A:We both ate a bad taco
Q:A bad taco? Did you share one? and why the hell wont Kendyl get out of the shower?
A:Look like I told you we were hungry, we ate, we didn't like it but atleast we tried something new now stop asking question
Q: NO tell me what happen
A:We tried out an Australian Taco please don't tell anyone!
I cant believe you
by AWellKnownApple June 11, 2016