Is the lead singer of the band green day. He is NOT "hott". Hes ugly. And you teenies need to get over the fact that hes married. You'll NEVER have him. And why would he go out with you(a fan) anyway?
teenybopper: Omg! billie joe is soooo hott! I'm gonna marry him some day! Omg!
Me: To late. Hes already taken. Oh well; he wouldn't have gone out with you anyway. right?
teenybopper: NOOOOOOOO! *runs away crying*
Me: To late. Hes already taken. Oh well; he wouldn't have gone out with you anyway. right?
teenybopper: NOOOOOOOO! *runs away crying*
by Jadyn May 14, 2005
Get the billie joe armstrongmug. *~~~*i wish he was taller than 5'6" cuz he cant wrap his arms around my 300lb body so im gonna go on cut myself and post it on xanga now k luv u bai^^~~*~~*
by This website is a joke May 1, 2005
Get the billie joe armstrongmug. Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!
by Joshe November 12, 2008
Get the Lance Armstrongmug. Another word for a rusty trombone: when a girl gives a man a rim job and reaches around to jag him off simultaneously. Very often when the woman pulls her lips off the ass, a rusty colored residue is left behind. Since Louis Armstrong was rust-colored and played a wind instrument, and a girl needs to be "arm-strong", this term is extra appropriate.
by Glennus March 13, 2008
Get the louis armstrongmug. by shawty.b4e December 2, 2021
Get the billie joe armstrongmug. by HMHS Band May 10, 2021
Get the Louis Armstrong Impressionmug. Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."
by Sneaky Heap November 2, 2018
Get the Armstrong Power Windowsmug.