Kirstie Alley

noun: Another way to describe a giant, steaming pile of shit.
verb: The action of taking a large shit
noun: I had Thai food last night and took big ole Kirstie Alley this morning.

verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long
by FckKirstieAlley July 02, 2021
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Alley Salad

Last time I saw Mike, he was outside tossing alley salad.
by Yozlet November 19, 2009
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Back alley Italian

When you eat spaghetti off someone’s back while you’re having sex in an alley
Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.

He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
by LibnLou February 23, 2021
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fart alley

When the little spoon farts while in a cuddling position, the space between the big and little spoon where the fart travels upwards knocking the big spoon out.
Little spoon: *farts*
Big spoon: OMG, not again, that fart traveled right up fart alley into my nostrils!
Little spoon: *hehehe*
by Coffeeandcorgis July 19, 2021
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alley-scoop

When a hockey player scoops the puck up from behind the goal net over the top of the net and another player is able to slap the puck into the net for a goal scoring play.
Trevor Zegras made an alley-scoop to Sonny Milano who hit the puck out of mid-air, into the goal for a score.
by Spanky D December 13, 2021
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alley-scoop

When a hockey player scoops the puck up off the ice, from behind the goal net, lifts it over the top of the net and another player is able to slap the puck into the net for a goal scoring play.
Trevor Zegras made an alley-scoop to Sonny Milano who hit the puck out of mid-air, into the goal for a score.
by Spanky D December 13, 2021
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alley bacon

Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.
The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.
by JiveMasterT June 05, 2013
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