Alive bacon

What used to be a pig but then cops took that name.

"Mom...i said i wanted alive bacon...NOT A FUCKING PIG"

by Im jus coo January 22, 2021

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the coolest man alive

umm so basically his name is bananafries.. yeah thats pretty awesome.....

Used while speaking to Bananafries... Ex: Hi the coolest man alive. How is your day?

by Bananafries™ June 3, 2025

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alive jive

A reference to someone's smooth dancing.

Continue that alive jive, man! Right on!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

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Look alive

An exclamatory phrase to urge someone to stay alert, “stay on their toes” &/or be on their best behavior.

The manager is coming in. Look alive!

by Lola_Wants_You February 19, 2025

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Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?

Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

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