pug

the 100th cute number (where a 'cute' number is a number with EXACTLY 4 factors)

Me: Alexa; What is Pug?
Alexa: *EXPLODES x LIMIT OF EXTENDING*

by STV142857 March 2, 2024

Green pug

An annoying bitch who loves spreading rumors about me because I said a movie is postponed

Green pug is a bitch

by JDMF March 16, 2024

Pug

A dog that is both cute and ugly with a smushed in face and such shitty breathing problems I can’t sleep at night. On top of that they are considered to be on the “retarded” side of the dog spectrum.

Person1: ew what the fuck is that thing

Person2: it’s a pug

by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ March 27, 2024

Pugging Out

When you’re so unfit you sound like a pug dog with severe respiratory issues.

“Geez man, you are seriously ‘pugging out’ up these stairs”

“I went for a light walk & was pugging out 5 mins in, I’m so unfit”

by Sapio Peach July 29, 2022

maggie the pug

Maggie is the cutest doggo in the freaking world

I just got Maggie the pug today and I am IN LOVE like she is SOOO FREAKING ADORABLE!!

by Jayce_is_gay June 10, 2022

Pug

Pug, a slang word originating in the uk, is the congealed discharge from the nose commonly known as snot. It is retrieved by inserting the finger into the nostril and gently scraping the contents out with the fingernail. This is a favourite pastime of children and teenagers who often display it with great pride. It can be eaten as it has quite a pleasant taste (so I’m told). This habit can cause others to express feelings of disgust.

“What’s that on the end of Fred’s finger?”
“Yuck it’s a pug!”
“He’s not going to eat it is he?”
“Yes I think he probably is”

by Serfbord August 18, 2022