tickle the lock

giving some finger-love to a gal's headmistress;

twiddling the twat;

giving a girl's clit a run for its money;

etc.

So did you tickle the lock last night?

Nah, she was an uptight prude and wouldnt even let me come upstairs.

by cyronious the wise November 30, 2009

Lock Keeper

To keep valuable information from a friend

Why didnt you tell me he wasnt going to me home for a few hours....We could of ordered pizza already. Straight Lock Keeper!

by Leprechon777 February 23, 2011

Laser Lock

A Laserdisc (laser Video Disc, Laser Vision Video Disc, Discovision, etc.)manufacturing error in which a foreign object, like dust or dirt, makes its way onto the aluminum core of the disc before the protective layer is put on, rendering certain parts of the disc unplayable. Essentially, the laser does not know where to go when the object blocks the groove. The playback on a disc infected with laser lock depends on being either a Standard Play or Extended Play disc. Laser Lock can usually be skipped over on a Standard play disc, but an Extended Play disc is not as easy to skip and you might not be able to play a lot of what's not infected. On a Standard Play disc, the footage will reverse or skip to another area on the disc. The screen of an extended play disc will turn the same grey that is shown when skipping, but it will stay that way until the laser can find its way back to a clear groove. This is most common with the earliest Discs from the MCA Discovision discs made in the late 70's.

Me: "Hey! The screen just turned gray, Harold did you press skip again?"
Harold: "No, I don't even have the remote"
Me: "*sigh*, its probably just laser lock, see if you can get to the next chapter"

by cheese tips March 22, 2017

lock aff

To shut it down

"Bruv that party got lock aff"

by Maybe Not yh December 04, 2016

spice lock

When shit is so spicy you stop moving and pray for it to be over.

Son, that hot sauce was so spicy I was in spice lock.

by gitsMuhTurtz September 07, 2015

Roll Lock

When two fat people fuck and their rolls interlock in a inseperable manner. like the phonebook trick they do on mythbusters.
it takes two tanks to seperate them.

Dude....johnathan's in the hospital.
Holy shit! Why!
He got into a roll lock with jackie.
My god....

by Turbo John October 18, 2008

Lock Up

Nigerian Pidgin term meaning Not to Show or Not Showing Concern Towards A Situation Or Somebody

See as tega just Lock Up when den be dey beat me

by Cold Switch February 05, 2020