coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

Cling Hanger

When a pornographic video ends ebruptly before the viewer has had a chance to ejaculate.

Man, I was watching a porno yesterday and it ended on a total cling hanger.

by BOOTYSQUIRT January 28, 2021

hangeroused

The act of being both hungry, horny and angry.

I am so hangeroused that I hit my burger in anger and jerk off afterwards.

by Neobonde September 1, 2018

Grib hangers

old, saggy, flapjack, orangutan type boobies that hang down past her knees.

It's too bad Ashley fell out the window and caught her boobs on the rail. She hung there for three hours! She used to have a nice set of grib weights, but now all she has is grib hangers.

by aabke August 11, 2009

Do-Hanger

Male genetalia, the penis if you will

"Put your Do-Hanger away, we've got company damnit"

by Hi2day420 September 11, 2025

cliff hanger

Little dried up clumps of shit that cling onto your arse hair

Ben: There was no toilet paper in that toilet’
Dover: ‘Err, you’ll have dirty cliff hangers you scruff’

by ImNightLightKidsTurnMeOn March 2, 2020

Hanger boss

A person who's fast with hangers. Or a boss for hangers

Look over there he's a hanger boss

by Laver 24 June 21, 2021