When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025
Get the Masturbating Mike Tysonmug. The skinniest French fry in the whole entire hamburger shop. Basically he is annoying and tiny. Usually acts like he is five or younger
by Idontsaymyrealnamelol January 20, 2019
Get the Tysonmug. A 15 year old who is currently experiencing a midlife crisis. This person, instead of a grain of salt, has a grain of life he is somehow attaching onto.
by wowzers holy July 12, 2022
Get the Tyson Pmug. A man who doesn’t know how to spell on purpose. He uses words like fina, needa, ima, yo, nah, and so on. A guy like this would spell things wrong just because. Like if someone like this were to say “ I’m going back to the skate park because I left my board there“ they would say it like “ im fina go bak too da scat parck becase I left my bord ther.”
Drew: when is the game?
Julia: I think it starts at 6
Tyson: da gam starts att 6
Cam: is anyone going early?
Tyson: ima go earlie.
Julia: I think it starts at 6
Tyson: da gam starts att 6
Cam: is anyone going early?
Tyson: ima go earlie.
by Kathy Mac Lathy October 21, 2019
Get the Tysonmug. Erin & Tyson
So creamy together, they sit on the same table just flirt and flirt. Erin thinks Tyson is so hot and Tyson think Erin is so sexy and hot.
AHHHWW DADDY
So creamy together, they sit on the same table just flirt and flirt. Erin thinks Tyson is so hot and Tyson think Erin is so sexy and hot.
AHHHWW DADDY
by Millie Baker August 8, 2021
Get the Erin & Tysonmug. This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.
Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!
by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025
Get the Drop a Tysonmug. Tyson is a loving and caring person. He will always be there for you and make you smile no matter what. He is so sweet and generous. His smile is one of the best things about him. When you are feeling down or upset he’ll be there for you. His hugs make you feel safe and he will always have your back. He will fight for you when someone try’s to flirt or hurt you. If he leaves to go somewhere you will always miss him and get so attached that you want to be with him. If you ever meet a Tyson make sure to treat him with kindness and love.
“Have you seen Tyson and _____”
“No”
“What they are the cutest!”
“Really?”
“Yes, I wish I had something like them.”
“No”
“What they are the cutest!”
“Really?”
“Yes, I wish I had something like them.”
by unknownlover125 December 28, 2021
Get the Tysonmug.