Noah

a dumbass boomer wannabe that uses too much punctuation when he texts

Noah: Gosh, no need to get bent out of shape
Everyone else: shut up boomer

by the quirkiest October 19, 2019

Noah

A Noah is the type of person that you never want to let go of especially if you are a girl he is smart, funny and freakishly athletic and good looking with blue eyes and skin like a Snapchat filter he is sometimes awkward to talk to but that's because he keeps many secrets but if he wants to he can steal your girl other boys don't like him because the girl they like likes him and every time they try to outshine him he outshines them in everyway

Girl:he is such a Noah
Girl 2: yeah he is

by Brooklyn30 March 17, 2020

NOAH

most funny courageous brave wonderful sweet kind loving kid you’ll ever meet <3 he’s perfect and easy to fall in love with so I’d take a step back cause I already fell

Hey did you see Noah today jeez his 8 inch thighs tho

by wizk.rica June 2, 2019

Noah

a cool funny person who is always down to have fun. he may not be the hottest guy but girls still find them selves in love with his loving ways. he makes people hard in a good way and he has a way with his friends that is special because he is sped in the head

Noah is not gay but aben is

by oof_man27 December 11, 2019

Noah

Some guy that built a boat when the world flooded to save his fam and 2 of every animal. He was very old.

Noah built an ark.

by AN0NYM0U5_3CH0 February 28, 2021

Noah

God

Noah is God.

by noahfgodard June 27, 2021

Noah

Noah can summon the Indian Gods At 3AM

Person1: What is that sound coming from the basement at 3AM?

Person2: It’s just Noah summoning the Indian Gods

by TheRevenge3738 August 20, 2022