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The Monday Diet

Coincidentally, every diet seems to, "start on monday". From the Atkins diet to the Sugar Buster. The Monday Diet is home to many many different diets that are have been thrown on the "back burner" by overweight, lazy individuals. In addition, this diet typically lasts 1-3 days.
"Hey Phil, you know man I really don't think you should be eating a second Big Mac, those things are packed with the cals buddy."

"It's ok man, my diet starts monday, I gotta enjoy myself over the weekend"

"Ahh the Monday Diet, gotcha"
by Tribulus July 5, 2009
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monday moment

A moment of dis organization or confusion, perhaps caused by being hungover from the weekend, or just generally frazzled from the first day in a work week. Occurs on Mondays at the office when a general lapse in facade is made, during a period (at work) when your supposed to be professional.
I can't believe it! I completely dropped the ball and forgot to send RSVP for that meeting! I completely screwed up that whole project as a result. I hate these monday moments I have. Thank god tomorrow's tuesday.
by The Immaculate Geisbrecht July 20, 2010
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Amp Monday

Lmao this shit don’t exist, why am I writing a definition?
Person 1: I’m bored there’s nothing to watch.
Person 2: You shouldn’t be bored, that bitch ass nigga named Chris was supposed to drop on AMP Monday.
by YRGonTop December 8, 2020
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black monday

the monday after thanksgiving weekend when all businesses are open and people start buying from these businesses and shipping their purchases from black friday and the weekend for family and friends. The beginning of the busy season for the shipping industry.
after the four day thanksgiving weekend I sent out all the shit I bought after thanksgiving to the relatives on black monday.
by disgruntled box processor November 21, 2009
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Awkward Monday

the monday after Homecoming weekend, where everyone hears the stories of what happened at the party, and all of the people who hooked up are UBER awkward around each other/ avoidant. my personal favorite day of the year.
god i love Awkward Monday.. did you hear what happened with Billy and Mandy?
by DemiVikiC January 5, 2009
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cishet monday

A weekly celebration, every monday, where cishet people are celebrated for their continuation of the human species.
by Raphaeltael September 2, 2022
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Tie Monday

The act of having to beat off the ladies due to excessive good looks.
"Yo, I'm bout to go Tie Monday on these ladies!"
by jdark November 7, 2011
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