Skip to main content

Jasper

If you know someone called Jasper, they will make you feel like they care about you and only you. They make you feel like you are the center of attention and give all their love and attention to you and make it seem like they care about you and only you when they are talking to you even though they care about everybody. Jasper is usually never rude to anybody only if someone is rude to them or their friends, but if you know a Jasper never be rude to them because it’s really hard for them to forgive you and they probably never will. Jasper was the kindest and funniest guy I knew so if you know a Jasper never let them go! - Isabella
A: Jasper looks so handsome today, I have a huge crush on him!

B: Back off he’s mine!
by ItzKookie August 21, 2020
mugGet the Jaspermug.

Jasper

Jasper is a big red flag. As soon as you meet him, run the other way. He doesn't like girls his own age, and WILL romantically venture for younger girls. He's rude but somehow oblivious to the things he does wrong.
"Hey did you hear about Jasper?"
"Yeah I heard what he did to that freshman girl.."
by user74918304 November 20, 2023
mugGet the Jaspermug.

Jasper

Good smelling cat. Mrrrrrrr
Hey did you hear that?
No, but I smelled a Jasper
by sandwichthief_lover August 3, 2023
mugGet the Jaspermug.

Jasper Murphy

A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.
Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast”
by Broughton November 7, 2020
mugGet the Jasper Murphymug.

Jasper

1. A divine, beautiful and blessed character from the Cartoon Network show, ‘Steve Universe’ (written by Rebecca Sugar).

Jasper is a Gem (Gems are aliens who colonize planets and destroy them, led by the Great Diamond Authority), with pale-orange skin and dark red-orange stripes, golden eyes and long, fluffy white hair that passes her hips. She was created for Pink Diamond (one of the Great Diamond Authority) during the Rebellion War (where Gems fought against the Diamonds to protect Earth, which was Pink’s Colony) in the Beta Kindargarten. She is the ULTIMATE soldier, no Gem would ever be as perfect as she was. She is tall and muscular and her weapon is the Crash Helmet (a bartering ram helmet) and she can use abilities like the Spin Dash (think the roll from Sonic). She was corrupted (turned into a monster) and bubbles in the events of Earthlings, and remains bubbled to this day. Rumour says that she might come back, but for now we could just hope.

The fans have mixed feelings about Jasper. She was given the nickname ‘Big Buff Cheeto Puff’ by the fans of the show who like her. Yet, she does receive backlash because of how she behaves through the show.

2. A form of opaque stone from the Chaceldony genus of gemstones. Jaspers are fine-grain stones and belong to the Quartz family. They come in a variety of colours, ranging from red, black, white, brown and green. Jaspers are mostly used as promoters of strength, wisdom and courage.
1. I love Jasper so much, I hope she comes back!

2. I like to collect jaspers. I have six types.

3. Hello! My name is Jasper, what’s yours?
by Dema Døn’t Cøntrøl October 6, 2018
mugGet the Jaspermug.

Jasper’s law

The law that things that don’t have names and don’t necessarily need names will spawn unnecessary names.
Jasper’s law is a prime example of Jasper’s law.
by TheRebel2187 May 17, 2023
mugGet the Jasper’s lawmug.

Jasper

Jasper is a hot 5’9 piece of meat who has a huge cock. He is a caring person with a great personality. He is closed off at first but once you get past the shell he hides under you can see his luminous eyes.
His gf: I’ve seen Jasper in his natural habitat and he’s a hot catch.
by GiganticD July 28, 2022
mugGet the Jaspermug.

Share this definition