A Jake is a lying cheating kinda guy. He will string a girl along for the convenience of the relationship. He has pretty eyes and a cute smile, but that just adds to the his charm that he puts out there for other girls.
by AngelFaceGossipQueen March 7, 2019

U.K. term and now turning popular in Canada thanks to me for Police Officer, Feds or even just a nosy person in general who loves to interrogate others lives because their own life is boring, we all know at least one person who is like that now, I think.
"I'm out here slangin' food to fiends. How can these Jakes be so clueless?"
"Have 40 Kilos in the ride. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."
"Have 40 Kilos in the ride. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."
by Master Andrew October 27, 2018

He Bussin' Bussin'. He got da biggest cock 'round and 'ain't afraid to slap ya wit' it. He cumin' all day and nigh'. He truly is a worthy one to be called Daddy.
by Bussin' Bussin' May 19, 2021

Jake is a rather elf like creature, with difficulty attracting the opposite sex. He spends a lot of his time sending nudes.
He often gets random errections.
He often gets random errections.
by Telitubby June 12, 2018

Jake is a retarded small cocked boy, He likes it in the butt and slams his peter in doorways. He runs and humps the walls. He enjoys it in the butt.
Jake sucky sucky deepthroats!
by justin141 October 24, 2008
