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Brendan H

Cool mannered, kind of quiet, but when you get going you'll have a great time. While you may not get to know him that well at first, be persistent, it's worth it. He'll play games with you and probably kick your butt, but that's not all. This man puts the handy in handy. All in all, a very good friend who cares and understands. Oh and of course because you can't do one of these with mentioning dicks, don't worry he's packing.
Who's the guy over there with the absolute massive shlong? Oh that's just Brendan H, what a legend
by Brandon StinkyBalls March 8, 2021
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Brendan

brendan is a big hairy man with big muscles and has a great sense of humor. hes so big and jolly and loves to eat cookies and he is the nicest person ever. hes really big and is a great friend
guy 1: did you hear about brendan?

guy 2: yeah i heard he’s really big and hairy
by bigbootyman30 January 9, 2024
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Brendan

The slimiest, greasiest don
Brendan: Oh i would help you but like i’m with my girlfriend...

Other person: Don’t be such a Brenfan
by Djamila November 7, 2020
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Brendan

Small little cutie obsessed with a ciara. Floats his boat too much thinks hes class. Real faggot
Hes a faggot. Must be a brendan. So small and cute
by Big long slong July 25, 2019
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Brendan

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by DD2468 July 17, 2022
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Brendan

A dad who goes to punk rock shows to get his balls tickled by fellow dads.
Adam went to that Green Day show and came back a total Brendan.
by SimpleStone December 11, 2019
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