You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

eye thief

Someone who steals something visually by looking at it

That eye thief over there is looking a lot.

by rYb0rg47 September 6, 2022

“Give away save” thief

Someone that gets caught stealing then gives it away for the excuse to say it was the persons they gave it to.

Why did you take that? I was just giving it back to “blank” because I thought it was theirs . Man you just a “give away save” thief.

by Frntstrthstlr July 14, 2023

Dirty tweet thief

Some one who steals awesome tweet from their friends

Lucy openshaw is a dirty tweet thief

by djb1905 April 1, 2020

.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9.

.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9.

.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9.

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

Sneeze Thief

One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.

You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.

by Pancho Rodriguez September 7, 2021

iron thief

A person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.

A box, a daisy and an iron thief walk into a bar....

by Iron Thief March 30, 2019