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Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.
Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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The Rolling Stones

Formed in 1962, the rolling stones are a rock band that rose to fame during the british invasion. Their sound was a raw and angry alternative to the beatles. Some early songs include satisfaction, under my thumb, paint it black, & get off my cloud.

The stones were seen as a very good band until 1968's beggar's bqanquet. After that album they transformed into the greatest rock band on earth and they released a string of abums that are classics such as let it bleed, sticky fingers, and their magnus opus exile on main st.

Their next few albums while good, were looming in the shadow of exile. That all changed with 1978's Some Girls.
A Fusion of Disco, Punk, and the classic "stones-y" sound, it is one of the most challenging records to date.

In the early 80's they released Emotional Rescue and Tattoo You which produced new stones classics such as start me up and waiting on a freind.

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards relationship began to sour and as a result made some less than stellar albums such as undercover and dirty work. But they pulled it together and put aside their diffrences for their comeback 1989's steel wheels and then launched their biggest tour to date.

They are still together and every tour for them seems to become the most suscessfull tour ever.
The rolling stones are the greatest rock band ever.

You have not lived till you see them live.
by futuramafan December 21, 2010
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Keith Stone

One of the many bastard children of The Most Interesting Man In The World. Often spotted with a case of Keystone Light tucked under his arm. Always smooth.
Keith: My name? Is Keith Stone.
Totally hot chick: Keith Stone? You're so smooth...
Keith: Always.
by deadmaker7 September 1, 2010
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rossetta stoned

to be so stoned you say things that sound like another language to non-stoned people
dude, chuck was so rossetta stoned! i didn't understand a word he said!
by blitz-domo February 21, 2010
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Jeph Stones

The form Steph takes on while heavily intoxicated. Activities include drunken hookups, impromptu sing-a-longs to the Dixie Chicks, tripping on sidewalks, sprinting aimlessly, and eating styrofoam plates.
Wow, you were so Jeph Stones last night.
by l.mcg May 24, 2006
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Stone Beak

One who's beak is made solely of stone.

One who gets himself firmly planted (uprooted) on the ground during a touch football game.

One who got pranked everyday in high school but was cool about it.

Stone Beak = Awesome
Davit: "Who is that kid on the ground over there?"

Si: "Oh, that's Stone Beak...Jansen just leveled him."
by Looped Out November 2, 2009
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Im stoned

Dusty said to his friend Jimmy "Im stoned"
by Jaker0 January 8, 2012
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