Get low

a song featuring Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz. one should feel embarrassed for actually dancing to this song for proving that no matter the lyrics, he/she will dance to anything if the beat is good.
"Get low get low get low get low"
"TO THA WINNDOOOOOOW, TO THA WAAAALLL! (to tha wall), to the sweat drop down my BALLZ"
"To how skeet skeet mothafuckaaaahhh!!"
by liba-dioxide February 14, 2009
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Lowes Island

A neighbourhood in Sterling VA that likes to think it is part of Great Falls despite the fact that Great Falls is in a different county. Residents of Lowes Island will tell you that they live in "Potomac Falls", as they think Sterling is a ghetto. Although real ghettos do not have Ferrari, Lamborghini, or Maserati dealerships, Sterling has all three, as well as a Nordstrom and a Wegmans. It is likely that Lowes Islanders do not want you to know they live in Sterling because the AOL national headquarters are there.

In 2008, Donald Trump purchased the Lowes Island Golf Club, this inspired every single Lowes Islander to buy a golf cart. Loudoun County got tired of Lowes Island's superiority complex and redistricted their high school students into the same school as the kids from Sugarland Run, the poorest neighbourhood in Loudoun County. In Lowes Island's attempt to keep the poor, brown residents of Sugarland Run out of their community, a high schooler in Lowes Island must walk over 4 miles to get to Dominion High School.

Fun Facts:
There are no islands within Lowes Island
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There is a Compton Circle in Lowes Island
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There is a secret road behind the Estates section with steep hills, tight curves, and no cars.
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The people of Lowes Island call the police every time someone is seen on this secret road.
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The Trump National Golf Course has more children jousting with golf carts than actual golfers.

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Man - "Where do you live?"

Lowes Islander "I live in Potomac Falls"

Man - "Oh! I like Sterling, that's a nice area"

Lowes Islander - (annoyed) "Nooo, Potomac Falls"

Man - "Bitch, you live in Sterling VA!" "Get over yourself!"

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Lowes Islander - "Donald Trump bought our golf course"

Sterling-er - "Donald Trump bought a Ferrari, two tins of beluga caviar, and a Fuji mountain bike in a Sterling shopping center on his way to buy your golf course"

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Lowes Islander - "I'm so glad I don't live in Herndon where spics buy houses they can't afford and shoot each other"

Man - "Wait a second, wasn't there a gang-related shooting at a foreclosure party in Lowes Island?"

Lowes Islander - "Fuuuccckkk Youuuu!!!"

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Lowes Islander - "I love this place! I just refinanced my big house, I have nice neighbours, and I leased a brand-new BMW 335i!"

Great Falls-ian - "I paid cash for a house that could swallow four of your houses and still have room for a garage! My daughter's jewelry is worth more than your house, your yard doesn't even have room for a pool! Neighbours? I hate my neighbours! That's why I have gates! Don't start thinking you're one of us!!!
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C-low

A dice game, played with 3 die, where the highest roll wins, unless 4-5-6 is rolled, this being 'C-low'. Basically, 4-5-6 takes all. Other than C-low, 6-6-6 is the highest roll, naturally
1-2-3 is the enemy, you never wanna see em again
6-6-6 is the devils mix, and in this games the devis your friend
4-5-6 makes you king of the roll, then you take in all the dough
cause the only way to beat the devils mix is 4-5-6 C-low!
by jesse cox NFLD September 4, 2006
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low cut

Adj.
1. Chill. Similar to low key except chiller.
2. Rude; a low blow
3. sketchy, suspect.
1. Sam is so low cut, she doesn't worry about anything.
2. "That was a really low cut thing to say..."
3. That part of town is low cut...you shouldn't there alone.
by america.a.a. May 19, 2016
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low rider

A truck or utility that has lowered springs from hydraulic pumps. Usually on custom cars. Made to give a real pimpin look
"Damn cuz, look at dat low rider fo sho!"
"That low rider is off da hook and slammed to tha ground!"
by 26" GiOvAnIeS January 4, 2004
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Low Lifer

A person who spends a massive amount of time doing something that wont benefit their life at all, Such as a person who plays Call of duty: Modern Warfare2, 24/7.
John:Dude, All this month i played COD and only slept like 4 times.

James:Dude.... Are you for real?

John:Yeah, Man!

James:You're a real low lifer, Bro.
by A member of Anon. September 23, 2010
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High and Low

A High and Low is the act of performing both Surprise! Butt Secks and Surprise! Skull Fuck on a person simultaneously.
Navy and I totally pulled a High and Low on that Klingon dude.
by Arch Angyl November 15, 2009
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