A Shiite skinny fuck that likes yr8 (Alana) that are flat fuck a bitch in a pond and put a hook in a bitch
by Michael Tasevski October 27, 2020

by arshh February 14, 2018

by ms_paint_boi March 4, 2024

Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen
That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
by White Noise August 22, 2023

It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge
by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022

A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”
by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

A 'Michael' is a man who is superior to others, and is always praised by everyone. A Michael is a God from the early Greek times.
"Wow, he's such a Michael. I wanna praise him every day, he's so cool!"
"I know, right? He's such an awesome God, I wish I were him."
"I know, right? He's such an awesome God, I wish I were him."
by every definition in the world November 7, 2022
