SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019

poo poo fart

poo poo fart is a term to symbolize feces of an individual followed with a release of gas from the individuals gluteuos maximus, also known as fart. This is often used in conversations where one individual or more have the humour of a toilet

Person 1: poo poo fart
Person 2: hehehe fart

by poopoofart1234 June 24, 2022

Poo

Something that you do after eating taco bell

You Poo

by HelloWorld!72898309 June 6, 2023

Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

Packet-poos

It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.

Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.

by mraladeen98 June 7, 2017

Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.

Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"

by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022

Pee Pee Poo Poo

1. Noun, The strange mixture of diarrhea and urine, usually left in the toilet by people under the age of ten
2. Verb, the act of urinating into somebody elses unflushed diarrhea

1. "Jerry, your cousin left a pee pee poo poo in the bathroom!"
2. "Jerry, I'm sorry for pee pee poo pooing in the bathroom."

by WHAT HOW September 29, 2020