HOS

action. (Hug on Sight). Play on words of KOS (Kill on Sight).
Occurs when a m1 sees m2 in the wild, and is a prophecy in m1's skull that he must HOS to m2.
This has been captured only a few times. When an HOS occurs, special precautions must take place, including special underwear. If an HOS is executed perfectly, it is one the most beautiful things to happen in nature.

when i see m1 i'm going to HOS immediately. Burning building with babies? HOS to m1. School bus explosion? HOS to m1.

by monkeyluvbanana July 30, 2024

ho

a garden tool (don't get it mixed up with hoe)

i will use a ho in the garden.

by lolthatbitchjosie February 04, 2023

ho-pair

The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.

"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"

by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016

Whoa ho

A melancholy expression asking the world, the universe, and life to slow down and stop.

She sat down and thought about all the tragedy and endless stress going on around her, and not wanting anything else to come and add to it, she let out a sigh and said "Whoa ho".

by Arche Logos December 23, 2020

snorkel a ho

Well you see you put the snorkel in there and then you...

First one to snorkel a ho gets to fuck Billy's non 1st

by Fatty Boomba September 21, 2021

Longsword Ho

a shakespearian word, which is an endearing term to call your wife who needs to hand you a weapon

“hand me my longsword ho!”

by Your Mothers Side Piece January 14, 2022

Ho medal

A reward or consequence used by fantasy footballers to describe one who sucks.

In response to Trevor's sarcastic imbruglia wherein he involved Bryson, Carmen, and several of the Mikes, Bryson retorted, "medals are for losers and whores anyways." -Paul cited this ho medal reference.

by Your Fantasy President September 08, 2023