Michael

BUDDYS GOT THE FATTEST COCK OF THE CENTURY BRO ON GOD
DUDE A FUCK NIGGA BRO HE A LEGEND
TALL ASS MFS BRO FAT COCK

Girl 1: Damn, this guys got a big dick...
Girl 2: Must be a Michael!
Guy 1:Fuck that nigga michael

by ralph3988 September 19, 2022

oh michael

A guy who is in his late 40’s and needs a bump of coke and viagra to get things going. He thens goes on a 30 bang fest in which the companion can’t control her emotions and screams his name.

All I hear is balls slapping ass and her yelling Oh Michael!

by Twosicfucks September 24, 2022

Bradley Michael Baasch

Bradley Michael Baasch is an amazing guy that plays hockey, and you already know he has good sportsmanship but will be willing to fight for his team. Bradley is sexy, strong, cool, fearless, hillbilly, ETC. Bradley has a mullet, and also a hockey playing family too. His dad is ripped and his brother is cool (BTW Bradley always gets good looks by girls)

OMG Bradley Michael Baasch

is so hot I can’t stop looking!

by GIGACHAD44 September 25, 2022

Michael Gray

A character from the movie series Peaky Blinders. The actor, that played as Michael Gray's real name is Finn Cole, the brother of co-actor in the same series - Joe Cole

- Your real name is Michael Gray.

by sammay BG September 28, 2022

Michael Jordan Skirge

When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.

"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"

by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022

carter Michael thornton

Carter Michael thornton is a bitch ass nigga who sucks fat fucking chode for a living

Carter Michael thornton a bitch nigga

by Carter Michael thornton October 3, 2022

Michael

When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. A Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. He doesn't mind anything at all and goes with the flow. Michael will be naturally good at anything. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? A Michael is just perfect, they'll do anything for the ones they care for. They hate to be violent, but will do so if they had to for protection etc. Overall, Michael is the best person you will ever meet. If something is wrong, don't worry Michael's got your back.
NOT MY POST: credit goes to AlexThePotato

Girl: I heard Michael has a crush on you.
Other girl: He does?! I have a crush on him too!
Girl: You're lucky he likes you. You have a chance to be with the best man ever.

by . .-.. ... . October 4, 2022