Hair monkey

A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."

"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"

by DidgeDrone November 5, 2023

Mr Cameron hair line

The mr cameron hair line is very rare and resembles the McDonalds logo and is usually comon with English teachers in there early 20s

Ohh he has a mr cameron hair line

by Khardacre77 April 20, 2021

pineapple hairs

pineapple hairs are the hairs on top of a pineapple, which my remind some of a spiky Mohawk or crown. The inventor of this word (A mix) also famously invented Bachook

My mouth is swelling because I ate the pineapple hairs please call 911 thank you

by mouse rat fan June 16, 2020

Shmoo hair

A person usually a boy in middle school with a hair that flops to the side and it’s a shmoo hair cut.

“Look at Willis with that shmoo hair cut”

by McKenna Dowling October 27, 2018

Pineapple Hairs

This word was created by "Anix" the youtuber while he was building the bikini bottom spongebob houses in a game on "Roblox" called "Bloxburg".

There are pineapple hairs on spongebobs house.

by SuperCatLover12007 June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

the leaves on a pineapple

Pineapples have pineapple hairs.

by icey grape June 16, 2020

Hillary Hair

When your pubic hair gets tired in a knot and it looks like Hillary Clinton.

Girl, I have Hillary Hair. Can you help me?

by AlanLovesButt June 27, 2018