Simp-athy

The act of faking sympathy for someone in the hopes you get laid

I was giving this fine ass girl some simp-athy after she said her cat died

by TaylorSwiftsFuzzBucket August 13, 2020

Kokichi Simp

A certain man, who goes by the name Roman. You know who you are. You are probably reading this now, in fact.

Person 1: Oh my god, is that a Kokichi Simp?
Person 2: Can't be, that's Richard not Roman.

by cypressene December 9, 2021

Simp

An acronym for "Squirrels in my pants" as seen in Phineas and Ferb Season 1 Ep 25

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
Simp, Squirrels in my pants!

by moush April 27, 2020

Simp

Ajay

Ajay is such a simp!

by TinoDictionary June 20, 2022

Simp

When you look in the mirror

Vaush - "Define simp"
Coach Red Pill - "Why are you so nerovus?"

by Brad pitt killed dog? April 1, 2020

Simp

Noah Harvey, a person who put his girlfriend before the boys

wow Noah, you're such a simp.

by ThomGodNumber1 April 29, 2020

Simp

Cameron @cameronlofchick

joseph "yo jake, you're being such a cameron right now, you fricking simp"

by def not a simp March 23, 2020