ho-pair

The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.

"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"

by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016

ho

a garden tool (don't get it mixed up with hoe)

i will use a ho in the garden.

by lolthatbitchjosie February 4, 2023

Longsword Ho

a shakespearian word, which is an endearing term to call your wife who needs to hand you a weapon

“hand me my longsword ho!”

by Your Mothers Side Piece January 14, 2022

snorkel a ho

Well you see you put the snorkel in there and then you...

First one to snorkel a ho gets to fuck Billy's non 1st

by Fatty Boomba September 21, 2021

ho, ho, ho

An expression father christmas uses to sluts hame little children. (hoe hoe hoe).

"I want a vibrator for christmas" the 5 year old yelled in pure exitement.

"you sure are a little ho, ho, ho"

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021

Whoa ho

A melancholy expression asking the world, the universe, and life to slow down and stop.

She sat down and thought about all the tragedy and endless stress going on around her, and not wanting anything else to come and add to it, she let out a sigh and said "Whoa ho".

by Arche Logos December 23, 2020

Freak ho

I believe that girl is a freak ho

She is a super freak ho

by Idkyoubitch156 June 23, 2022