Midwestern Ring of Fire

The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.

Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...

by batfucker69 October 18, 2023

carpet fire

When your in missionary with your girl, and you take out a box of matches and light her pubes on fire. You then have to proceed to put it out with your nut.

Brady Morrison : you wanna do a carpet fire?
Girl: yes i love being caught on fire it’s so hot.

by pubelicker33 June 18, 2025

Carpet fire

When a woman has a serious, red, itchy rash on her vagina

Her carpet fire burned and itched like crazy.

by EnemyInfantry July 25, 2013

Wings of Fire logic

Character in Wings of Fire: *dies horribly or gets brutally mutilated*
Tui T. Sutherland: "Recommended ages 8-12!"

Wings of Fire logic is weird.

by Doors. October 26, 2022

Fight fire with gasoline

After hearing a silly question, get back at them with an explosive answer ...

A) you're a whimp
B) Eat S**t you f****n' a**hole!!
C) Fight fire with gasoline...

by Spice cowboy January 14, 2023

Fight fire with gasoline

After hearing a silly question, get back at them with an explosive answer ...

A) you're a whimp
B) Eat S**t you f****n' a**hole!!
C) Fight fire with gasoline...

by Spice cowboy January 14, 2023

fight fire with gasoline

In the heat of an argument you react explosively!

Gloria: "your mother wears Army Boots"
Peter: "X!!@¥©... :( ...!!
Psychologist: "fight fire with gasoline"
loosely coined from DB's album Let's Dance "Cat People"

from femaleUudderrencce

by Spice cowboy January 14, 2023