Pocket dd

Pocket dd is advice and support in your pocket...via your phone.
Need to bitch? Pocket dd
Need to cry? Pocket dd
Need to scream? Pocket dd
Need to laugh and get high with funny convos? POCKET DD

Me: Omg my husbands an asshole!
Pocket dd: yes he is. Then proceed with conversation about how all men are jerks
And conspiracy to concur men.

by Ahole22 September 25, 2021

monkey claw pocket

The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans

Where did you put the pill at? its in my monkey claw pocket, good luck getting it out of there !

by Lil Bear,Papa Bear February 01, 2023

hunny pocket

a cute name for someone...
or a wet pussy

im gunna shove my cock in her hunny pocket

by snapper joe April 03, 2009

Pocket frogging

The act of sitting in your room with the door locked and the blinds closed while doing absolutely nothing besides breathing and playing pocket frogs side of effects of pocket frogging include arm cramps, hand cramps, finger cramps, leg cramps and scoliosis.

Person 1: “Hey, wanna hang out?”
Person 2 “Hell naw, man I’m bout to go pocket frogging”

by skinnyyoungTHUG November 28, 2019

pocket villain

a rather short person whos always rude

"look at him hes such a pocket villain"
"YOU'RE BEING A POCKET VILLAIN!!"

by ratbagggg June 16, 2023

Shit pocket

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.

Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.

by HeartlessSloth August 15, 2015

Shit pocket

When you are walking anywhere and the most fowl smell pierces your nostrilsand gags you and then ten steps later is completely gone.

Oh my god what is that smell ( keeps walking) oh never mind it's gone... SHIT POCKET

by Traveling ass January 11, 2015